I told him I would sleep with him if he could name all the colors of the wind.
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
my feelings for you are synonymous with those of a grizzly bear and salmon. i don't want to nom on you; but i need you to survive
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
couldn't find my pants so i stole a pair of shorts from the passed out kid in the corner.
Only you would have to block the fucking governor of Tennessee from reading your tweets
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
Your mom asked you why you had bite marks all over your arms and you answered her by yelling "I HAD A SIESTA!"
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