Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
Hiding the dark circles under my eyes this morning was like trying to hide a Beached Whale on the Couch eating Pita chips.
If you ever insult pizza rolls again, I will dragon kick you in the throat
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
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