Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
The dry cleaners wouldn't even take our clothes. That's how bad of a night it was.
I just handed the barista at Starbucks a panty liner instead of my card....maybe I should upgrade this Tall to a Venti...
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
We ended up at an Asian frat. I made out with two Mexicans at the same time and I pulled a muscle in my leg from twerking too low. Diversity.
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
My cat is staring at me while I drink my wine on the bathroom floor in the morning instead of attending class. Sorry mom and dad. Sorry cat.
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
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