I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
I've created a drink called, "watching the sound of music with grandma." its straight vodka
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
This is probably the only time in my life I'm going to be able to say I'm going to the hospital too smoke weed and play Mario kart.
They only knew me as the lesbian that passed out in a bathtub. That's not what you call friendship.
Yeah I don't remember why I went to the hospital though but I just called and they have my wallet
I need to ask my mom where the drain cleaner is, but I'm afraid she'll ask why and the answer to that will just be "cum."
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
Some older looking guy gave me his card as he exited the train. Hes a pharmaceutical rep. I'm debating asking him for a job. Obv he wants sex but if I can get a job out of this maybe I can offer him more than a cheap dry handjob bc that's all I'm really up for these days
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
Okay so I'm high eating chili cheese fries bra-less watching Mulan, could I be doing any better at life right now?
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
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