I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
he asked me to smell his eyeballs.
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
He showed me one of his balls and said "this one's free. you'll have to work to see the other.."
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
There are days when you go to throw something in your bedroom trash can and realize the only things in there are a used condom, a Lime-arita can and a muffin wrapper.
You were ¾ of the way through the first pitcher of margaritas then you turned to me and said "Wow I can barely taste the vodka!" And then…….
...Then...
Then I told you margaritas are made with tequila not vodka. You whipped the pitcher at the wall and ordered another one
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
I can hear the pillow talk now, "how many condoms did you bring? Good, put them all on,"
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
I'm laying backwards. On the stairs. Eating carrots. And drinking from a captain Morgan bottle.
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