He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
Buying beer for freshmen. No matter what they ask for, I'm getting them Colt 45.
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
I am three bowls, two beers, and a muscle relaxer into babysitting. What are you doing.
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
Can we be in one of those super weird relationships where you carry me around everywhere?
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
Have you ever been up at one in the morning and thought to yourself, "I do not know nearly enough about penguin reproduction"?
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
They're the one who can profit the most when given the opportunity for blackmail.
At least that's how I've always seen it whenever I've been the Designated Driver.
That simultaneously explains everything and makes me very very terrified of you.
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
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