I'm not a real person
I'm sorry, everyone knows that
is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
mmmm my 21st bday fucking sucks all my best friends are pregnant...selfish assholes. they just couldnt wait til after my bday.
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
my tonsil wound opened up during the kegstand but i stopped it with a popsicle
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
We're snowed in with only two condoms. This will literally be valentines day russian roullette.
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
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