Yea, forget your mom. She will be home after her one night stand.
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
So random guy from last night came over tonight. I told myself I wasn't going to sleep with him but he had some killer dirty talk and a big penis in his arsenal...what was I supposed to do? Supposedly he lost his virginity to his wife and since their divorce a year ago I'm the 1st girl he's slept with, I feel like I just re-took his virginity...I feel like a rockstar.
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
I can only get completely wasted and hungry two more times and then we're out of fritos.
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
It's a long story, but I accidentally peed on my dog. I'll tell you about it tomorrow, and we shall never tell my wife.
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
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