How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
I just watched a girl at work pick her nose with 4 of her 5 fingers. So I now know what sausage biscuits taste like in vomit form.
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
His IQ is so high, I swear I started ovulating when he told me the number.
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
if creating a fake 8 year old brother, who lives with me and has had mono for the past month, to explain why I have ignored my group project members is wrong, then I... well then I'm probably going to hell
I'm gonna keep a minimum of five drink promise to myself
You mean maximum 5?
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
Dude I was walking down the street and threw up in a plastic cvs bag. Tequila wins again.
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
So there i was right, midnight, washing my junk off in my bathroom sink.
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
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