I just had one of those nervous system things in my thumb...I'm pretty sure I have cancer.
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
In the middle of fucking me, she said "Hold on, I need my Hulk hands."
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
he was wearing ninja turtle pajamas and he STILL got laid. who the fuck is this guy?!
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
You know it was a weird week when you have a mystery bruise and youre unsure if it was from crazy sex or getting bit by a duck. Life.
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