I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
Your brother just informed me that half a mouthful is a unit of measurement. I love talking to members of your family.
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
I've never had a woman show me her venereal disease results in a bar before.
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
we walked around the neighborhood with caution tape tied around our foreheads, making indian noises. I might have disturbed a crime scene to make a native american headdress.
I woke up at 4 am to my roomate peeing all over my clean laundry. He thought he was in the bathroom and yelled at me for being in the bathroom with him while he was peeing.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
You screamed out "happy birthday Jesus" followed by chugging Bacardi straight out the bottle
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