I would drag my balls through a mile of broken glass to eat pudding out of her anus
You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
Bitches at mcdonalds acting like they never seen a girl puke in her own coat pocket before
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
The cop actually kicked the bitches out of the cab so we could get ours. I flipped them all off as the door was shutting. That drunk.
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
Nobody feels the need to text me back. Men. And I sent myself a message saying nakedness. I'm all the man I need.
Next time you decide to go downstairs hungover, please warn me. I now have to explain to twenty eight year olds why you were naked.
Hey can you explain why there's a dissected coconut in my purse????
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
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