Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
Peach margaritas. And fuck whatever you're about to say, the girl to guy ratio is like 6:1. I need those odds
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
Walking down the street trying to find the pants I had on last night
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
Remember when we used to go to the bathroom to do drugs together? Now it's to help you with your spanx.
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
Thought about it. I'm gonna go to work, but I'm gonna tell them I wrestled a bear saying I fell just isn't working.
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
He just walked in on me naked with a beer in my hand eating a calzone in bed. If he wasn't in love with me before...
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
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