Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
I joined a mariachi band. they gave me a guitar because i told them i could play. It actually turned out ok
They kicked me out of the mariachi band. Turns out I'm not that good
Someone better explain the burnt stove marks on my bed.
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
I'm so annoyed. We're about to buy groceries for the week and at this point I'm hoping to sustain myself on pure alcohol.
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
In my top drawer right now, there are see's chocolates, condoms, weed, and my vibrator. One way or another, this is going to be a good night
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
If sex isn’t mentioned at least three times at the dinner table, I’m not interested...
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
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