omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
Do you think telling guys I'm majoring in magic is a good pickup line?
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