he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
just ran into a kid I used to hook up with while wearing his shirt. Only me. I tried to pretend like it wasn't his but it said his name on the back so I wasn't winning that.
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
Apparently I was having great conversation with this 48 year old on grindr & he was concerned as to how I was getting home.
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
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