ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
I just went in my fridge and said to my turkey "see you thursday". I seriously have issues
tried to be sexy and unbutton his shirt with my teeth. ended up slobbering all over it. thank god he was already passed out
Well he paid for dinner, so I paid for the Plan B, but the parking ticket I got is totally his responsibility.
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
1 be hot 2 flirt with everyone 3 use hotness to make people do things for you. It's a simple model.
By the end of the night I was using him as a leg rest and he was handing me pizza rolls when I wiggled my hand. It's a proven method.
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
Ps you missed quite a show. I was for some reason whipping my hair back and forth and head butted the tip jar. It shattered and now I have a circular bruise on my forehead. All the bartenders hit the floor to get all the quarters.
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?
I'm starting to notice a direct correlation between blackouts and broken bones...
Randomize