If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
My grandmother just called to say she disowned me. Apparently I uploaded a video to Youtube of me dancing nude with a blow-up doll named Dorothy, last night. You are so fired from being damage control.
I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
She somehow inhaled a tack last night, she's having surgery today.
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
I don't have any swimsuits that don't show off the weird handprint bruises on my hips. Do you have a onepiece I can borrow?
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
Hindsight: Dressing up in nothing but a bra, booty shorts, and police tape made for the most awkward walk of shame of my life.
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
Jesus fuck. I just hit on him in front of the whole fire department. They hit the sirens and told us to get a room. FML. I can never go back to that fire station again...
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