You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
Just had a drunken guest at my hotel threaten to "throw a fuckin fireball at my face"
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
my roommate is sobbing and looking at photos of elephants. i'm so confused.
Can we please get on skype for like 20 seconds so i can show you my penis and the spiderman temporary tattoo that is right above it
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
Taylor Swift needs more songs about threesomes. I'm not sure she gets me anymore.
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
i woke up with a shamrock tattoo on my wrist and a fat bruise on my hipbone. please tell me its not real.
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