it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
Hurry up. We're trading phones to prevent drunk texting.
wait a second... your telling me you want me to take you to the bank at 10 on a tuesday so you can buy a blow up pool and fill it with beer?
yes... and buy you lunch
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
If you wanna be a real wingman, create some insecurity and comment on that pic of all the hot girls with "Id do every girl in this pic.. except the fat one".
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
I fucking, woke up on a couch with a towel as a blanket to someones lion king ringtone.
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
*6am blends another margarita* *615am blends straight tequila*
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