And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
There's a mirror laying face down next to me. A looooong full body mirror. By the looks of it it fell off the wall last night and was within centimeters of shattering on my head. Awesome.
They're calling for 20 inches of snow but I'll have a dirtbike for emergency trips to the liquor store. Even if I crash it won't hurt.
Just realized I left my heels in their microwave. Whoops.
Wine floats aren't as good of an idea as they seem
Idk if I woke up next to a cat or raccoon. either way it's purring.
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
You okay?
I walked into work with a banana and a loaf of bread
Remember when I asked you to make sure I didn't go home with anything less than a 6 last night? You're fired
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
It was super embarrassing when I had to tell my brother, in front of my mother, that my wifi password was Drinkupbitches. Thanks for providing that lovely family moment.
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
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