That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
Dad stumbling and puking in the White Castle parking lot = Father's Day success
My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
You can't do wine Netflix and blow jobs in the bed you've had since 5th grade with your parents downstairs
Is it sad or funny that I just bought two pregnancy test at the dollar store to give away to people on New Year's Eve while driving for Uber.
So I was having a really bad night...so I decided to steal a pumpkin.
Randomize
