he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
Hey, I can't get ahold of Tommy. Let him know his ex-girlfriend is pregnant.
Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
Having the sex-a-thon in the back yard led to some really odd tan lines.
Like handprints on my lower back...
NOLA update. Went to Corey Smith at the house of blues last night. Drank PBR and took lots of shots of Jack. Too drunk, cabbed it to the hotel and fell asleep while having sex. Not my finest moment. Now I'm in court. I can't wait to be your attorney.
Maybe I can find a straight girl rehab camp, like the opposite of those degaying camps, where they teach me how to love the ladies instead
Omg. I would pay ALL OF THE MONEY for that camp.
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
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