mutual masturbation is only cool if cash money records is involved.
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
My boss just gave me full permission to come into work wasted this weekend.
I told him we can only be friends from now on & he said he knows but that I'm the 'best he ever had'.
you slept with him again didn't you
you can't just quote Drake AND compliment me at the same time & receive nothin. he knows me too well
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
I standby a snuggie being perfectly acceptable attire for drunkenly walking your dog at 5am. Our new neighbors did not seem to agree.
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
He sat down, pointed at my Converse and said "I have the same shoes." I thought "I'm going to have sex with you by the end of the night."
He gave me the choice between a threeway with his best friend or a tiny turtle. Unfortunately I chose the threeway.
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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