is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
If I knew losing weight would mean this many fucking creepers I would've just stayed fat.
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
The guy you hooked up with is asleep in the tub. I just pee'd and he said 'turn off the tap' before snoring again.
You tried to get the Waffle House waitress to put a candle in your cheesy hash browns.
Apparently he walked into the room and started yelling at some huge hairy dude to get out of my room. Except it wasn't my room... Because he was on the fourth floor.
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
he woke up this morning, drunk as fuck, butt ass naked, and he had left grandmas gun on the counter and doesn't know why.
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
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