ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
The only reason why I invited him to my party was because he is suicidal.
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
I'm drunk but I just ate 2 heads of broccoli so does that mean it evens out?
Yes absolutlely
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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