i already hear my dad disowning me
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
Which one of you FUCKERS filled the toilet with soil and planted my mothers daisys in it? NOT FUCKING HAPPY
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE.
ALSO, I NEED TO BORROW A CAT. ASAP
Also I legit had a girl at my bar crying tonight saying to her friend "why did he have to take his top off ?"
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
Just blew a guy who had the same phone case as me. It was destiny.
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
do you remember yelling out "insecurity makes my pussy dry!" unnecessarily loud at the bar?
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
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