Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Whenever I miss you I just turn on Tool Academy
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
i was taking a dump when this random girl ran in, puked all over my lap, then passed out on the floor
did you bang her?
seriously?
Its official. Iv'e been kicked out of a bar in every state. I would like to take my job and travel time for allowing this to happen.
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
Some older looking guy gave me his card as he exited the train. Hes a pharmaceutical rep. I'm debating asking him for a job. Obv he wants sex but if I can get a job out of this maybe I can offer him more than a cheap dry handjob bc that's all I'm really up for these days
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
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