It took him longer to undo my bra than he lasted..
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
im gonna call it quits for tonight... I am so drunk I dont even have the motor skills to masturbate
somehow a sneeze triggered me puking over everyone in the car
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
She asked the woman in the drive through to cover everything she ordered in mayonnaise, including here chilli cheese fries. Didn't happen. Then she started swerving at the car next to us screaming, asking if they had mayonnaise.
By the time the opening band finished, she was already slurring, coming on to the gay couple next to us, and waving her panties in the air.
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
Side note: I just realized that I can make my hand warmers double as a heated push up bra.
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
dude, i told you to rally, so you sprinted upstairs, knocked some girl down, and without missing a beat said, "not now bitch, im in the fucking zone" and took off
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
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