it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
And you kept hanging up and calling back because you thought I wasn't greeting you properly.
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
I consider it a successful poop when you only have to wipe once.
Ya know, sometimes when he kisses me in public I want to scream "HE DRIVES A PORSCHE!" so people watching understand that I don't have low standards, I'm just very materialistic.
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
He was like an artic tracker. Walked ten paces from the tree, then 15 paces from the mailbox, dug down in the snow, and pulled up the case of beer he hid from his parents out there. It tasted like ice cold success.
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
Well you tried to pay for a drink with your keys for one...
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
never stay at a party until 5am. even if it's because of daylight savings. we ended up having to watch porn with the host's dad...
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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