i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
i drank out of a bidet.
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
Why Weren't you wearing pants?
because pants are for people with no imagination
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
Next time I think buying tan-thru bikinis is a good idea, remind me of that time I passed out in one and burned the epic shit out of my pussy.
When was that?
Yesterday. Bring aloe. For my pussy.
I just used a gift card from my in-laws to buy their daughter a vibrator. What even are morals?
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
being broke is really keeping my alcoholism in check
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