I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
Just turned my microbiology homework into a drinking game. The words are getting blurry but I think we're really bonding.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
I took his sheets with my when I left seeing that I underestimated my period. Also grabbed a 6-pack out of the fridge because breakfast is the most important meal of the day & I don't do other peoples laundry for free.
Last awkward moment of 2011: your ex gf grinding on me in front of her husband.
I woke up in a sink... Not like curled up on top of it though. I was standing, bent over, face first. IN THE DAMN SINK.
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
I've had 5 hours of sleep and I still smell like sex with the Colonel. I don't appreciate spontaneity.
I have a guy for practically everything... except for making me waffles on demand. will u be my waffle guy?
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
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