i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
I woke up with my left arm looking like it got mauled by a lion. Oo and she said someone broke her car window.
Just realized these events may be related.
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
Oh god. I asked to "play his sexaphone" which I though was a super sex way to say "let me blow you". He fucking walked home at 4:30am
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
We got drunk and crashed a fifty year old woman's birthday party for the food. Whoops.
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
at one point, you reached into your purse, pulled out a tampon, and proceeded to rub it on your lips like chapstick... that drunk
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
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