talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
Well today was Thanksgiving Anti-Miracle Daydrinkathon so I had to be drunk by 2pm
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
4 months of living in europe has taught me the art of making a drunken stumble look like a dance move
I've come to the conclusion while folding laundry and watching porn that I may be dead inside.
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
woke up holding a soft boiled egg cup and empty bottle of rum. apparently i couldn't find a shot glass
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
I'm sitting in my 10 am lecture drinking a flask out of a dorritos bag...I think people are starting to notice but I'm already too drunk to care
The majority of the reason I want to get my pilot's license is so I can use the argument "FUCK YOU! I'M A PILOT!"
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
Is it sad that I just pissed sitting down so I didn't have to stop eating doritos?
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