This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
i just overheard a girl at the next table saying she gave up sex for lent
don't you ever do that...
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
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