white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
Life lesson: Don't ever put your penis in a crazy girl. Especially if she's married. And has a kid.
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
She brought an overnight bag to my party. Might as well have shown up wearing only a thong and a bottle of whip cream in her hand.
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
You kept challenging people to a cartwheel contest...when someone finally agreed, you cartwheeled into some chicks face, then tried to propose to her as an apology. Fyi, she said no
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
You went full blown lifeguard... You wouldn't let me sleep until I was in the safety position, so I wouldn't die in my sleep...
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
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