Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
I have shoes on. No pants. And my jacket pockets are full of ketchup and grass. Yes. Good night.
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
I just realized I am holding a beer in 133 out of 134 photos of me on my facebook page.
Nobody is perfect
I'm at Waffle House wearing one of the paper hats in the other
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
You sent me a snapchat of you hugging a beer with the caption "best friend"
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
He's so in love with you that you could fuck a blood relative and he'd be like "I just want you to be happy"
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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