Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
Can you please reassure him im not a scary or intimidating person? And that really my entire life is a series of completely ridiculous events that have led me here?
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
I can't remember if I puked before or after the shots of absinthe. Or why I thought shots of absinthe was a good idea.
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
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