no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
So while she was giving me a lap dance I told her I quit med school. Just so she didn't feel like the only one who's made bad decisions in their life.
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
Today the house voted to defund Planned Parenthood but to continue funding NASCAR. I fucking hate everything.
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
Dropping the entire last roll of TP into the toilet is a hurt you don't want to know.
cool, get new shit, I dnt want the same old if it's my last drink ever
The world isn't ending you idiot. I'll grab beer
Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
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