How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
I wish there was a lawn mower version of Roomba so I could just drink and cheer it on from the stoop.
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
Fuck. I'm going to pass the savings right on to the strippers. It's trickle down economics.
He acted like he was sleep fucking because I woke up to him screwing me in the middle of the night and he had is eyes closed and was mumbling things the whole time and wouldn't respond to me.
Is that even possible?
I called him by the wrong name to test him and he instantly stopped, rolled over and acted like he was still sleeping...I think he might break up with me tomorrow.
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
Last night did I take a piece of pizza out of your hand and then proceed to eat it?
Twice...
Do you think they manscape in the zombie apocalypse?
He jerked off some dude with a slice of Wonder Bread.
The sports guy?
Yeah. They claimed the bread made it hetero
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