I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
Definitely still drunk while signing the 'responsible adult' form at the hospital
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
I need a gatorade, my back cracked, my crimper, my shot glass, a sock of rice and an explanation.
You did this to yourself.
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
I'm rearranging all my life goals to become a billionaire by 28 and batman by 30. Not kidding.
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
He's texting from midnight mass asking for nude pics. Baby Jesus is spinning in his manger as we speak
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
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