too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
So was it you or me who decided it was a good idea to inscribe fuck you on the counter?
That was me. Just a 'welcome to our home' kinda thing.
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
Just escaped from the ER. Meet me at the bar in 20 minutes.
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
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