I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
I can't go out tonight. I feel like I'm starting to party as much as Farrah on Teen Mom.
there was some random girl that nobody really knew, standing in the corner trying to shave her armpits with a plastic butter knife.
I was officially considered the drunkest person in cuba when the bartender at the swim up bar made me wear a life jacket for 'safety purposes'
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
Welp I just blew a load probably the size of a small pond if not a lake
Who the fuck is this
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
Where are you on a scale from one to wasted?
Like alphabetically I'd say a v
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
And despite my lack of successful relationships I'm a fucking guru
That's like claiming you're a good coach but going 2-12 last season
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
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