You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
Last night you told her she was rocking the beer gut. Still wondering why you have that black eye?
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
You can't start the super bowl without starting a kitchen fire making cole slaw. Its unamerican.
I don't even want to know
He leaned off the deck, puked a waterfall of beer, looked back at everyone and said "it was just a burp".
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
It was a bad idea to take ecstasy with cats in the house. No animal likes being touched that much. Let me know how your eye feels tomorrow
Such a big mess for such a small penis
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
Did I literally just offer a blowjob for help moving? Yes. Yes, I did.
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