I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
Considering last night's endeavors, I am going to hell 5 times over. 1 for puking on a hobo, 1 for laughing about it, and 3 for remembering it today and laughing about it sober
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
the most drunk i have ever been? possibly. the most drunk i have ever been on a monday? definently.
You know the party was great when the birthday girl gets arrested
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
Just once I'd like to throw a party where I don't have to clean up someone else's blood the next morning.
We never did figure out who the stuff on the wall came from, did we?
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
I never notice how majestic and beautiful my cat is unless I'm blazed
I'm not sure what is worse, the fact that Hoffman doesn't sell vodka before 9am or that I was trying to buy vodka at 8:30am.
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
He brought me another shot of rum, ice and my underwear when I woke up.
What a gentleman.
I KNOW, right?!
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