I want to stick my p in your. b.
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
All i have left of him are the magnum X-Large condoms he left in my room, knowing full well that no other guy I hook up with will be able to fill his shoes. He taunts me.
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
He was the perfect gentleman on our first date. Took me out for candlelit dinner at a fancy restaurant, held open the door, walked me home, and made me cum three times before he got his.
Getting a lap dance from a girl you went to high school with really isn't as awkward as you'd think
And she called me out by name, nothing could have made it more awkward but it ended up not being that bad
I admit I fucked your best friend, but to be fair, you fucked the tristate area. So there's a good chance about 40% of those people are MY friends.
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