oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
we're drinking boxed wine and eating string cheese. It's like a wine tasting for poor people.
I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
Randomize
