im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
Having dinner with my dad, watching the news and some AIDS prevention ad comes on. My dad then kindly informs me that he doesn't enjoy the feel of condoms.
Just left a map of the Aleutian islands on this Eskimo girls face. Check one off my Alaska to do list.
He threw a goldfish cracker into my toilet and then proceeded to laugh for 32 minutes. I timed it.
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
I'm buying eyelash glue, salt, and limes. We know how tonight is ending.
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
I can't even be mad at customs in houstons airport anymore for missing my flight and having to stay overnight. Within an hour of meeting we did it at her place. Her last word being "glad I could show you real southern hospitality". I'm definitely coming back here someday
You know your Halloween costume is slutty when you have to shave your pubes to wear it.
Nothing like a dick pic from your fave ex to make you audibly exhale sadly.
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
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