you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
So he ended up having sex with me, but it was so awkward. When it was over, he went to the bathroom, and he came back and asked, "are you on your period or something? there's blood on my dick..." and i said, "well it was supposed to start today, nice surprise...i am so embarrassed." and he said ,"it's better than you queefing." and as soon as he said that, i queef the hardest and loudest i ever had.
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
Was it a good night or a bad night when you have to apologize to someone the next day for trying to fuck them with a turtle?
i finally decided to cut him off after he he looked me dead in the eyes and said "how have i been inside you for the past twenty minutes when my pants are still on?"
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
I'm on the couch watching HGTV googling giant boob Halloween costumes so life is swell
I don't know what else is in your wedding gift, but I just pulled out a pair of handcuffs in front of her grandmother.
Also a whip and a blindfold. Don't be a bitch, enjoy it!
I can’t believe you’re letting her use the Mercedes
It seemed like a better idea while she was giving me a hand job. It’s a good thing we weren’t having sex. Who knows what I would agree to during sex
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