I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
she has an amazing ass but I need more beers to get past her horse face. It works out perfect becauseI can use her teeth as a bottle opener.
Where are you? This girl fell on a baby. She is just gone. Please Hurry
I'm hurrying
Dude. She just shit herself.
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
You know how I know last night was a good night? Because I remember high fiving a couple WHILE they were having sex.
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
I can't masturbate without laughing really hard at some point and it's entirely your fault.
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
Fun fact: You might be drunk if your vision is so blurry that you almost ask "do you know where my glasses are?" while you're wearing them.
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