What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
you threw up in someones recycling bin and left a note apologizing. how drunk do you think you were?!
you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
Seriously. My exes act like they own shares of my vagina.
Well, in their defense, they have invested a lot of time and money
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
I stole another quarter from the bathroom. I'm slowly getting rich drinking here.
I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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