Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
You're on Grindr at the STD clinic. I love you.
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
i just turned on my printer and found 10 pounds of german chocolate inside. i think i found where you hid your candy last night
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