Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I was in the bathroom throwing up...when I walked out he was sitting there watching porn and jacking off. He said, "Sounded like you were gonna be in there for a while."
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
If I had to give her an idea on what it means to be ur date I would compare it to being Ralph macchio's gf in the first karate kid... That's one of the coolest things I've ever said... I love drugs.
Brought him brownies before taking his pants off. I'm like the Martha fucking Stewart of booty calls. Walk of shame be damned.
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
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