dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
Bren left me with a lovely parting gift. Newfouund alcoholism. I'm on the kitchen floor, hugging a bottle of vodka. It's my only friend now.
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
so I definitely just chased tequila shots with a biscuit covered in sausage gravy
Thats fucking manlier than riding a bear into battle
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
the universe is starting to freak me out.. ive now had sex with 3 people who were born on the same day..
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
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