1. Call me if you need ANYTHING. 2. If you get tag teamed, I want details.
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
we were the definition of too high: argued for 10 minutes about who was gonna get the condom (it was 2 feet away on the night stand) and past out watching adventure time.
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
You can't say that. Only if you have peed on the side of the highway in daylight while signing Christmas songs can you say that.
The neighbors ahemed the WHOLE time. Their kids are the ones that scream loud enough for me to remember my birth control. It's payback!
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